“Please, Aslan,” said Lucy, “what do you call soon?”

“I call all times soon,” said Aslan; and instantly he was vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.

– I was reading The Voyage of the Dawn Treader recently to my son and it reminded me somehow the cardhunter 😉

Oh and the fish card looks sort of Monty Pythonesque……….

1. Brainworm – “What’s it doing?” “Starving.”
2. Slippery Cod – “Not a red herring.”
3. Mudslide – “Tasted different when I ordered it last time.”
4. Bargain Hardware – “Well I’m never shopping there again!”
5. Mislabeled Flask – “Now this is what it tasted like last time!”

#2 Hand Lotion – Give adjacent character a relaxing “massage”, healing X hp – “Someone hand me the tissues.”

#3 Nothing – Discard this card – “It was here a second ago!”

#4 Dwarven beard strength – Destroy target card – “Its not whiskers, its blonde steel wool!”

#5 Roofy – Target player looses a turn – “Well it tastes good, so what the hell.”

1. AAAH! GET IT OUT! — Illusion, range 4. For 2 rounds, target panics and can use movement cards only. Cannot use on bosses.

2. Slippery — Attach to self 5 rounds. If targetted by melee attack, roll 3 or better to escape damage and move two squares. [I suspect it’s an Elf skill.]

3. Shaking Ground — Magic, physical, range 8. Everyone in 3×3 area takes 6 damage and discards all movement cards. Target area becomes quicksand (Stop movement, 3 damage at beginning of round).

4. Dwarf Unchained — Attach to self. Immune to movement impairing attachments (including any currently active) until start of next round. [Dwarf skill.]

5. Dangerous Dose — If Healing, roll die. 4 or better boosts Heal by 2 points and returns card to hand. 3 or worse causes 4 points of poison damage (and lose the card).

2. Happy too soon
Don´t count you chicken … well… or fish… before they are hatched. Your opponent loses the item he has just received.

3. Earthquake

4. Don´t be hasty
It blocks opponent card that he has just played.

5. This card can be used as a helaing or “killing” potion depending on the label the player choose.

1. Ear Wax.
Flavor Text: “Well, some people have more than others”
Effect: Stuns 1 target for a turn and decreases their intelligence by 2.

2. The Plus 1 Fish of Doom
Flavor Text: “First you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!”
Effect: Target’s weapon is destroyed.

3. Quake
Flavor Text: “Yup, another obligatory magic spell in an RPG.”
Effect: Damages target(s) in a 2×2 square basis for x amount of health.

4. Broken Chains
Flavor Text: “My beard gives me super strength!”
Effect: Removes x disabling effects on target.

5. Vile Deception.
Flavor Text: “And underneath the skull and crossbones picture is a sticker of a pony!”
Effect: Use when player uses healing item. Changes effect to poison to x damage, where x is the amount of health the card normally would replenish.